Hey guys there's a place I know
where all of the cool kids go
Every website is teh suck
compared to this one I proclaim
It's like Dtoid robot stuck
his robot cock in all my games
Yeah sure, that's a graphic blow
but he's that much in the know
There's an awesome community
it's the reason that I stay
You can start a blog and
tell us why you suck at all your games
The place that I want to be
for my circuits to flow free
of a corporate entity
That's always mattered to me
I love the way that you load
your funny internet memes
I feel my insides explode
there all over the screen
I'd rather participate
then go out on my first date
don't care if I procreate
because your forums are great
Podtoid's so bitchin to me
because it's so not PC
I feel unsanitary
but in an awesome way
Hey all you girls and boys
it's time for Destructoid
Listen up girls and boys
it's time for Destructoid
You'll get more than just the news
you'll hear the editor's views
and you can disagree if you
feel the need and won't get banned
Just try not to be as dirty as
Namelessted or the Banj
So stop being such a noob
put down all your special lube
It's a site run by a robot what more do I have to say
What else are you going to do besides play videogames
This remix LP reframes songs from Dear Nora’s “Skull Example,” sometimes making them sleeker, sometimes disassembling them entirely. Bandcamp New & Notable May 14, 2019